One Liners

[Satan]

I wonder if anyone's locked their keys in their car outside a Planned Parenthood, and I really wonder if they considered going in and asking if they could borrow someone's coat hanger.
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The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be avoided; but never hit softly. ~Theodore Roosevelt ~

[Satan]

Some one told me the phrase "trust people as far as you can throw them", turns out I trust babies A LOT
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The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be avoided; but never hit softly. ~Theodore Roosevelt ~

[Satan]

I have enough meat on my body to feed me for the rest of my life.
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The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be avoided; but never hit softly. ~Theodore Roosevelt ~

[Satan]

I'm not an alcoholic; I'm just freelance quality assurance for the beer industry
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The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be avoided; but never hit softly. ~Theodore Roosevelt ~

[sgtlumpy]

How many Satan posts does it take to create a reaction from the site?

Four. One to introduce the idea, two to back it up, and once more to draw someone in.


On Topic: IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
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"Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days."

[Satan]

I get bored sometimes, sorry!!


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The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be avoided; but never hit softly. ~Theodore Roosevelt ~

[Wyatt Earp]

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Americathon is Now!!!

[sgtlumpy]

Obviously Satan.


Anyway, I have a cache of one liners. Probably totaling around 100+ or so. If I find them, I'll post all of them.
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"Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days."